Lets play and see what comes up...

If your house has christmas lights year round, you might be a redneck!

*coughmyparentshousecough*

If your house has four wheels and your car has none...

You might be a redneck!

You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car.... deliberately.

Mehhh!, nOOb! ^

You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.

Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.


THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS THIS WEEK

7. I Never Went To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

5. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause She Might Win.

4. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day