YOUR EFFORTS AT LAND RECLAMATION ARE FUTILE. AS KEEPER OF THE INFINITE MONKEYS YOU MUST REALIZE THAT OUR SUPPLY OF MONKEYS IS INFINITE AND AS SUCH YOU CAN ALWAYS BE DIVIDED BY ZERO.
ALSO YOUR IMPACT ON THE POWER OF EXPLOSIONS AND SPARKLING EXPLOSIONS AND GLORIOUS SHINY EXPLOSIONS IS LESS THAN EPSILON WITHIN A DELTA NEIGHBORHOOD AND THE MONKEYS LIVE IN A DELTA NEIGHBORHOOD AND THERE ARE INFINITE AMOUNTS OF THEM

YOU HAVE BEEN SO TOLD

HA!
JOE_DANGER
DISCIPLE OF THE INFINITE MONKEYS
SEEKER OF THE NUMERAND IN THE SACRED RITUAL OF DIVISION BY ZERO
SELF PROVIDER OF TITLES
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING
MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
HA!

THERE SEEMS TO BE AN EPIDEMIC OF EXPLOSION WORTHY BEHAVIOR AROUND HERE LATELY. PERHAPS THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED IN THE FAVOR OF THE MONKEYS, PERHAPS THE GODS HAVE JUST LOOKED FAVORABLY UPON US, OR PERHAPS THE VIOLENT PACIFISM JIHAD HAD FINALLY TAKEN ROOT.

EITHER WAY - ZERO HAS BEEN DIVIDED AND THE MONKEYS ARE HAPPY - SO I AM HAPPY.

JIM_DANGER
REUSABLE MISSILE REFUELING TECHNICIAN AND IMAGINARY MATHEMATICIAN
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!