"the die is cast"?.. It would have been funny if rival had a senate that kicked you out or if you had some kind of roman (or asterix) theme. But yet you don't. At least you used "i" rather than j since j didn't exist in the roman alphabet. BUT THAT IS TECHNICALITIES.
Was your war dec short? YES. And this means bonus points.
Did you war dec have a youtube video or a crayon drawing? NO
So kudos for being short and to the point. Unfortunately it lacked fluff. It didn't even make funny haha much less funny hoho or funny oh oh.

++martian
KING OF THE TROLLS

confirmed

So it was more funny uh oh Martian?

no because it didn't have a giant bolder a la animaniacs sketch

my dec was much funnier. It had drama, it had suspense, even a little bit of titillation. There was quite a bit of fluff. And it was short.

Sadly no Youtube video, unless you want to include the first 11 minutes of Hard Boiled where Chow Yun Fat basically kills everything that moves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUAu1i59XP0