Yes, I am BACON, The Gateway Meat. Through my deliciousness I rule all sandwiches upon which I am placed. Single-handedly, I can bring peace to the Middle East. Not being able to have me for breakfast, lunch, or dinner is the main source of irritability between the peoples of the Middle East.

I come from the lowliest farm animal, the pig. The pig, who is also the source of Ham, and pork chops, and the best sausages, and let's not forget that Amish delicacy, Scrapple, the be all and end all of porkdom.

I come in chunks, slabs, strips, called "rashers", and I also come in the Canadian version (fundamentally indistinguishable from ham).

I go well with eggs, pancakes, waffles, toast, cheese, chocolate, hell, it's impossible to name all the things that I can go well with.

I AM THE BACON!!!!!! RULER OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

i dont care if ur are piglet, miss piggy, or wilbur from charolettes web... u will end up in my pan shortly before my plate!!