first: short and to the point +1
youtube video involving pirates +3
but not NINJA pirate -1
containing beer references +2
but pirate videos are always countered with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHAl1tWvvPA (??)

lacked explosions, sweet biscuits and tan.
how can I add my title AT HEAD OF TAN if there's a lack of tan.
That makes me a saddd panda.

++martian