Petition to get Braden off the drink

Vic

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6543

Sep 8th 2015, 5:20:13

Braden, Weedy, Reseda,
We love you. We care about you. A bunch of us got together and talked, and alcohol just isn't a good look for you anymore. Please get off the drink! And lately you've been talking like you're in a Jane Austen novel. I don't even *know* you anymore!
concerned,
Vic

please include intervention messages to braden for support

Marshal

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32,589

Sep 8th 2015, 13:40:40

no.

*gives bottle of scotch to braden*

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Vic

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Sep 8th 2015, 13:41:29

ok phew, finally a chance for this petition to take off since pretty much everyone can disagree with marshal :p

archaic

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Sep 8th 2015, 13:45:10

Originally posted by Vic:

ok phew, finally a chance for this petition to take off since pretty much everyone can disagree with marshal :p

This.

B, I luvs you like the little brother I never had and I have to admit - the Amy Winehouse routine has lost some of its old sparkle. I too was once a chronically drunken poster. It ultimately got me nothing but promoted to HoW at PDM.

Let that sink in.

Get a new hobby B, chics dig sobriety.

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mrford

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Sep 8th 2015, 13:49:32

Originally posted by Vic:

ok phew, finally a chance for this petition to take off since pretty much everyone can disagree with marshal :p

Classic.

Braden, start drinking better liquor so you run out of money faster.

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

braden

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Sep 8th 2015, 15:18:50

much like earth tones, alcohol is a very good look for me.

it matches that jaundice of my skin.

Vic

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6543

Sep 8th 2015, 17:00:50

lol brady boy himself

braden

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Sep 8th 2015, 17:08:00

i consulted my doctor and he (read: webmd) assures me it isnt jaundice but only nicotine stains.

Colo

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Sep 8th 2015, 17:42:17

Then who will I get drunk with when I head up to canada??

archaic

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Sep 8th 2015, 18:25:56

I would avoid drinking in canada, its very hard to tell boy eskimos and girl eskimos apart in the dark even when sober.

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Akula

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Sep 8th 2015, 18:40:11

Originally posted by archaic:

I would avoid drinking in canada, its very hard to tell boy eskimos and girl eskimos apart in the dark even when sober.

o.O

braden - I'll "help" just give me all your drink :)

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braden

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Sep 8th 2015, 19:12:38

Originally posted by Colo:

Then who will I get drunk with when I head up to canada??

how much is a cab ride from toronto to colorodo?
we can always [legally] smoke pot snd hold hands?

archaic

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Sep 8th 2015, 21:44:50

[quote poster=braden; 37427; 681555]

Originally posted by Colo:

Then who will I get drunk with when I head up to canada??

how much is a cab ride from toronto to colorodo?
we can always [legally] smoke pot snd hold hands? [/quote]

THIS I can approve of, pot is a gateway drug. A gateway to fun. Nobody ever died from smoking too much ganja.

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jjterrico

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Sep 8th 2015, 22:10:12

Originally posted by archaic:

THIS I can approve of, pot is a gateway drug. A gateway to fun. Nobody ever died from smoking too much ganja.

Lies!!! The dam stoner who forget to turn the blow torch off after hot knives burned the damn house down!!

Heston

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4766

Sep 8th 2015, 22:30:51

On my way to UC SanFrancisico to escort my friend home after receiving a new liver. He has 18 of years sobriety in his late 50's. Alcohol is not a food its a toy. Grow the fluff up.

❤️️Nothing but❤️️💯❤️️❤️️🌺🌸🌹❤️❤️💯

braden

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Sep 8th 2015, 23:14:48

ruining your body is an adults endeavor.
i pay for others not to die theough liqour and tabacco excise taxes. now seven year old elementary school kids hsd better earn a living fluffing wage so as to pay for my new organs.

i didnt ask for communism; i was born into it.

fair is fair, i believe joey stallsy argued??

Heston

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Sep 9th 2015, 1:37:24

You will need a steady crime rate and live next to a violent city for it all to come together though. Who wants an 80 year olds liver anyway. right?

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archaic

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Sep 11th 2015, 18:29:09

It's all fun and games until your liver sues you for libel.

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Boltar

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Sep 12th 2015, 4:46:45

id say if u arent gunna quit drinking which is completely up to u bro.. atleast cut back on the intake.

braden

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Sep 12th 2015, 5:35:40

off the liquor since august twenty fourth, bolts. listened to the boss for the first time in far too long. jersey girl came on, and of course i thought of you.

Boltar

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Sep 12th 2015, 5:41:15

braden

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Sep 12th 2015, 5:56:51

plenty of wine and beer, but no rye. the rye is what makes me a miserable fluff in life.

also my single favourite drink.. double canadian club, neat, and id better see you crack the seal.

braden

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Sep 12th 2015, 5:57:24

but always, heart my joi-ze boy.