1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 293 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 296 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 300 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 303 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 307 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 310 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 314 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 318 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 322 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 326 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 272 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 275 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 278 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 281 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 284 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 287 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 291 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 294 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 297 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 301 enemy spies.

1.8 days ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 304 enemy spie

And still stirring.....
34.4 mins ago
BananaHammock (#303) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 619 enemy spies.

Oh hey, I think I might have accidentally typed your number instead of an npc. And then clicked to do it again. And then again. And then a few more times.

Totally on accident though.

I mean really, have you considered your wardrobe? You look like you want it.

checking the news, you never hit #61 either and just to today did it again....
Now I get this:
30.6 mins ago
A brigade from Delirious NoM4D (#171) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
180 Acres (241 Gained)
265 Buildings (85 Stolen)
44 Bushels
$7439
1762 Technology Points
Your military lost:
1290 Troops
9817 Turrets
1433 Tanks
Their military lost:
83,748 Jets

30.8 mins ago
A brigade from Delirious NoM4D (#171) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
228 Acres (326 Gained)
338 Buildings (110 Stolen)
56 Bushels
$9547
2224 Technology Points
Your military lost:
1988 Troops
15,126 Turrets
2208 Tanks
Their military lost:
91,662 Jets

31 mins ago
A brigade from Delirious NoM4D (#171) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
284 Acres (438 Gained)
425 Buildings (141 Stolen)
70 Bushels
$12,093
2693 Technology Points
Your military lost:
2093 Troops
15,925 Turrets
2325 Tanks
Their military lost:
91,155 Jets

31.7 mins ago
A brigade from Delirious NoM4D (#171) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
228 Acres (380 Gained)
341 Buildings (118 Stolen)
57 Bushels
$9981
2214 Technology Points
Your military lost:
3176 Troops
24,163 Turrets
3528 Tanks
Their military lost:
139,509 Jets

31.9 mins ago
A brigade from Delirious NoM4D (#171) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
273 Acres (496 Gained)
413 Buildings (146 Stolen)
70 Bushels
$12,313
2604 Technology Points
Your military lost:
4003 Troops
30,453 Turrets
4446 Tanks
Their military lost:
138,472 Jets

31.9 mins ago
A brigade from Delirious NoM4D (#171) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
290 Acres (524 Gained)
437 Buildings (154 Stolen)
72 Bushels
$12,879
2644 Technology Points
Your military lost:
4275 Troops
32,516 Turrets
4748 Tanks
Their military lost:
137,257 Jets

32.1 mins ago
A brigade from Delirious NoM4D (#171) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
307 Acres (553 Gained)
463 Buildings (163 Stolen)
75 Bushels
$13,458
2686 Technology Points
Your military lost:
3750 Troops
28,523 Turrets
4165 Tanks
Their military lost:
135,819 Jets

32.8 mins ago
Delirious NoM4D (#171) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 3621 enemy spies.

You guys in M4D afraid to try that on another clan that might just kill you all?
Grow a pair and get into a real war.
Does it give you wood when eight countries join to kill poor little ol' me?

I just don't like you. You're a fluff. Have some of your own medicine.

Unlike your woke, little, hinny..... I never thought about playing an online game with the hope that you would like me.

This is prolly the only place where you could spend time hoping that someone likes you.

Suicidal is the least grumpy Florida retirement home boomer.

Florida is a place for old people that wanna live out their final years......
I retired on my mountain in West Virginia. When I die, the wild animals can eat my guts and bones then spread the parts to fertilize the woods. Until then....all I can say is.... life is good.

Thank you for that diary entry.

NP
As long as I live in your head, I will never die

I thought you’re 95 years old and live on a mountain and plan on the local wildlife eating you for some bizarre reason.

I take comfort in knowing, that when I am scattered in the woods, that I will forever live in your head.

That’s pretty weird. Sounds almost like you are in love with me. That’s pretty woke. Will they even allow you to marry me in West Virginia? I will consider it if you are one of those rich boomers.

You are looking for love in all the wrong places. Your loneliness is showing.

With how things played out last round, you could pretty much take a 4-day weekend and get back in enough time before two separate tags get a kill hit on you.

True that

Why on earth would we want to kill him?

Banana Hammock. What a great country name.
Who cares about the rest of this npc, not npc.

16/61, whats the difference?

Hasn't anyone heard of an offline target before btw?