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Glooms Game profile

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Nov 20th 2014, 9:06:22

So today i printed off 18 pages(of paper) just to stamp on them " no items applicable in this seaction
what has the human race come too
if i do this every week for a year that's 864 pages a year !

In 10 years that's:

8640 pages of paper
1 hour of signing my name and stamping
8 hours of scratching my ass and picking my nose waiting for the printer to print
6720 steps to and from the printer
That's 1/10th of a 18 meter high tree

not sure i wont to live on this planet anymore ...............


Getafix Game profile

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Nov 20th 2014, 9:54:44

Thats a lot of spelling mistakes too

Furious999 Game profile

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Nov 20th 2014, 10:05:32

In the days when legal documents had to be written out by hand they were short, a commercial lease ran to eight or nine clauses and filled one sheet of vellum (there was a fad for turning old ones into lampshades some years back). Now a typical commercial lease in the USA runs to several hundred pages. The leasor's lawyer prints off his favoured standard form from his pc and sends it to the leasee's lawyer who crosses it all out and prints off his favored standard form from his pc and sends the mountain of paper back. Progress towards agreement achieved so far, nil.

"The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words."