I was tuned in to this Cory Booker speech he was giving because he was saying some pertinent things regarding black folk that had to do with a series of articles we are writing, and then I saw this weird ABC tweet about a live chase regarding two renegade llama.

I said fluff it and switched on the livestream, and lo and behold: A 30min+ chase with all these stupid humans trying to corner these two llamas that were running rampant in AZ. Totally turned off Booker and watched the fluff unfold.

If you didn't see it happening live, you seriously missed out. It was one of the funniest things I've seen.

http://www.earthempires.com/...artian-35322?t=1425052276

The dress debaucle overshadowed it...i was highly disappointed.

http://www.wired.com/...e-one-agrees-color-dress/

no, i was busy browsing pornhub

jay.. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS. BUT AS I TOLD THE WAITER WHO TOLD ME OF THIS NOT FORTY MINUTES AGO I ENJOU THE BLUE ONE FAR GREATER !!

AND BY PORNHUB TRIFE MEANS GOOGKE IMAGE SEARCH FOR VIRGINIA TRAINING BRA


also, if im not heard from for a while, we xan be sure thst i was arrested for.. lets call it degenerate pervertedness