You cannot comprehend my incredible gifts. Your stylistic inadequacies will leave you gasping for air and grasping for excuses. It is Iron Mike time again, and the rest of you can wonder in awe at how you might enter my realm.

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Thank you mrford for recognizing that I am a great dancer in and out of the ring!

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