Our good friend Jordan (K4F) is off vacationing in portugal and other exotic places. He told me to tell you all to go visit him. Please do so immediatly. Or at least stop walling.

Love,
Ketch

ROFL

haha gl with that..NBK secretly hates K4F and thus are now going to sit idle by their PCs and iphones all day as an excuse not to go see him! ...

now u done it

K4F told me he was gonna drive over to your house when he gets back and give you drive-by stabbing, ketchup.

True Story

Can I have your stuff when he does?

Not if I get there first!

What size is his flat-screen?

46"

What size is his penis?

as if you need to ask havoc ;)

When not in errect mode my penis can be viewed only with a microscope. When fully extended one must use a magnifying glass to possibly get a glimpse at the big monster. ;) That is if you don't blink... And look real close.

*Does a Hulk Hogan power flex*

/me fans self

almost passed out right there Tit, come see me in NBK chat ;;;;)

I almost passout when I'm saving my pubes. I always worry I'm gonna cut the lil bugger off with the clippers... Tried to steal some 'Police Line - Do Not Cross' tape... But I couldn't wrap the lil knub up. It's a bastard to try to buy condoms for him... I usually just splash on a lil contact cement around the general area... Helps to keep the lil fellar up too... LMAO

Sorry, no time to chat. Still looking for him as I have to take a wiz. ;)

Saving = shaving... Damn autocorrect ...