WE ARE VERY CONFUSED BY THIS THREAD!

THE EVENING NEWS DOES NOT COME ON HERE FOR ANOTHER 40 MINUTES. IF YOU ARE IN AN EARLIER TIME ZONE, PERHAPS YOU CAN FILL US IN! DID SOMETHING EXCITING HAPPEN? IS THERE A NEW FLU THIS YEAR THAT IS DESTINED TO KILL US ALL? SOME OTHER DELIGHTFUL CATASTROPHE? PERHAPS AN ASTEROID HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH! THAT WOULD CERTAINLY BE SOMETHING TO SEE! OH PLEASE LET IT BE AN ASTEROID!

HA!

SAM
CHIEF EDITOR,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!