Patience. Is a lover not a fighter or killer. She is hawt. I almost went to see her years ago, but she was afraid of me breaking her more. Hows your back now sweetheart? Ready for a visit?
Patience the elephant is a smelly cooter and needs to be put down.

Its noon on saturday and im drunk. Now this hasnt happened in some time, i feel like a bum. Thank god for auto correct.