DON'T GET TOO fluffY, OREGON. WE ALL KNOW THAT WHEN THE U.S GOVERNMENT WAS LOOKING FOR THE MOST DESOLATE GODFORSAKEN PLACE IN WHICH TO PROCESS PLUTONIUM FOR NUCLEAR EXPLOSIVITY, THEY CHOSE THE MECCA OF EXPLOSIONS, SOUTHESTERN WASHINGTON!!! HANFORD REPRESENT, YO!

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BILL
LIKELY TO GLOW IN THE DARK
STILL WAITING TO DISCOVER MY SUPERPOWER
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!