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Iron Mike Tyson

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Feb 11th 2026, 1:41:43

Originally posted by Cathankins:

Originally posted by Ektar:

Originally posted by BaDonkaDonks:

Everyone's tough until they get punched in the face.

Very few men are on my level, Ernie shavers may be half as tough as I am. I never boxed because I was afraid my strength was so unparalleled that it may seriously injure the other boxers and wouldn’t be a fair competition. I likely would have been the heavyweight champion 80-0 prior to retirement. Floyd and Jones Jr almost rose to my level of fighter IQ.

😂

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Iron Mike Tyson

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Feb 10th 2026, 15:15:45

Mak, you said something funny in game. Is it still funny?

Originally posted by Ektar:

Originally posted by BaDonkaDonks:

Everyone's tough until they get punched in the face.

I know a ton of people that aren’t tough, nor claim to be. Without being “punched in the face”. Literally or figuratively which is what I assume you’re referencing here. Are you also one of these people you claim to be tough until you get punched in the face? Or are you ACTUALLY tough and only do the punching? If so, please tell us all how superior you are. Like a good narcissist would.

Chill brother, the man is only using one of my own most famous pieces of wisdom. https://www.commit.works/...n%20the%20mouth.%E2%80%9D

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Feb 10th 2026, 4:27:37

You switched to Republic? You thought that would help? 😂

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Feb 9th 2026, 1:06:21

What'd you learn?

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Jan 30th 2026, 15:30:25

But sometimes, someone else jumps in. Nice one Vicnic, good kill.

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Jan 26th 2026, 17:36:02

What happened man? Yesterday you looked like a threat to crack 70M! I hope you have enough turns for a KR on whoever did that.

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Nov 7th 2025, 13:12:02

Originally posted by momo:

Vic, your Rangers are 0-5-1 at home. Sullivan says you need more net front presence. Meanwhile Chris Kreider seems to be doing well with the Ducks. I think it’s going to take more than the Breadman shaving his head to turn things around.

Man, Kreids was my*guy* I love that dude. I was never in favor of that trade.

But yeah, best road record, worst home record. One of them is an illusion. I'm afraid it's the road record.

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Nov 7th 2025, 3:04:45

I only eat the facial parts of my opponents, and also their hearts, and their children. I have such tremendous pain, I wish I could just stomp on your testicles so you could know my pain.

Yeah, that boy Brock, he thought he was something, but he only had a plan until he got punched in the face.

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Nov 6th 2025, 20:47:15

Originally posted by Hexor:

Ban TAN

Done.

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Nov 6th 2025, 17:21:09

It's ludicrous anyone suggest any of these mortals can attempt to enter my realms. You think you're Alexander? You're no Alexander, I'm Alexander. I'll take your hearts, I'll eat your children! There is no answer to your questions but me!

Edited By: Iron Mike Tyson on Nov 6th 2025, 20:46:45. Reason: The champ edits whatever he wants whenever he wants
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Nov 3rd 2025, 3:13:19

Originally posted by Alternate Universe:

The following set either he or another player used the name again and iirc played rep cash and farmed and boosted off like 5 players

That chump tried to step to the champ and got put in a bodybag. My attacks are reliably relentless, rendering wreckage of my opponents realms.

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Oct 22nd 2025, 18:56:07

They all must fall in the round I call.

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Sep 9th 2025, 3:46:22

You in here running your mouth in my thread because someone smoked you? You took all that land and still got dusted by the guy you took it from. When you hit em, you try to hit the tip of the nose - so you can push it back into the brain. If you can't feel them collapse beneath your force, what have you acomplished? Worse, if they arise and overcome, you're left like George Foreman in Zaire, all that punching just to take the L.

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Sep 4th 2025, 0:02:05

Originally posted by Ratski:

Alligator mouth , Canary ass ! Good at talking trash, not much else.

Got the kill, and the rank.

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Sep 3rd 2025, 3:06:52

Originally posted by Ratski:

Alligator mouth , Canary ass ! Good at talking trash, not much else.

The stack of bodies says otherwise

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Sep 2nd 2025, 18:45:44

How many times will I have to demonstrate my discombobulatingly devastating power? It's ludicrous that you mortals think you can enter my realm. If you step into the ring with the champ, you'll leave in a body bag.

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Jun 7th 2025, 15:35:00

https://eestats.lafamiglia-ee.eu/express/country/103

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Jun 7th 2025, 15:24:02

Wild game. How many total OT periods will we see in this series? Does florida actually have a home ice advantage to exploit? All I know is, I'm ready for Monday night.

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Jun 7th 2025, 15:20:43

My power is discombobulatingly devastating. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm. You think you're Alexander? You're no Alexander, I'm Alexander. I just want to stomp on your testicles right now so you can understand my pain.

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May 26th 2025, 0:06:55

On another title

And Congrats to JetaR for predicting your finish correctly

Gas face to the techers that were undercutting current market prices by $600+ every time they sold, that was totally unnecessary

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May 19th 2025, 2:24:40

On another championship, your collection of belts is impressive.

Kicked my ass.

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Apr 28th 2025, 0:34:03

Originally posted by Ratski:

18 was tempting, me, but Ratski didn't take the bait. Oh good kill Mike, you finely got Maj1, He said see you next set. lol

If someone has something to say to me they should say it, to me.

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Apr 27th 2025, 23:25:10

#11 went down in a brutal KO. They were left defenseless after the third or fourth combo, and had some punches in bunches for breakfast.

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Apr 27th 2025, 15:20:12

Congrats!

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Apr 27th 2025, 15:16:02

who I am? These younger fighters out here, no respect. Can't even tell if they had plans before they get punched in the face.

Here's a visual reminder, to help you avoid trouble in the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiAmefZDYtw

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Mar 30th 2025, 3:24:09

Could've stayed alive, but it wouldn't have been worth it.

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Mar 29th 2025, 15:00:20

You must've taken too many shots in the head before. Breaking GDI on people is never a great plan.

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Nov 8th 2024, 14:13:23

Originally posted by UgolinoII:

I'm aiming to finish t10

The whole top 10?

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Nov 4th 2024, 2:17:20

Originally posted by BaDonkaDonks:

I hit so many human players this round, top tier players, and no one retaliated! This sets a dangerous precedent lol

You the guy that failed all the spy ops? Didn't really help huh?

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Oct 20th 2024, 23:23:19

Who was it?

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Oct 16th 2024, 17:08:57

This is a great idea. Make those fools plan out their strategy, and throw some effective combos instead of just being a one punch pony.

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Sep 23rd 2024, 0:04:37

1 d i p l o m a c y (#80) 42,427 $55,818,179 HG
2 Wasted Land (#13) 37,347 $54,159,666 HG
3 Arthos (#10) 49,260 $48,715,398 HG
4 Link (#40) 56,102 $41,282,984 CG
5 Yippee KiYay (#90) 17,860 $32,934,099 HG
6 Stabbing Westward (#49) 14,867 $30,846,712 DG
7 The Forgotten (#18) 15,649 $28,659,538 HG
8 Trixx are for kids (#7) 16,072 $26,582,816 HG
9 OO73735963 (#77) 19,831 $23,911,241 FG
10 UgolinoII (#2) 36,576 $22,598,347 DG

I just keep trying to keep my head down and training for the next great bout, but everyone wants to test the champ. If you still need lessons, the counterpunch is coming. Every time.

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Sep 18th 2024, 14:54:02

That was a setup. That woman came to my room and got naked. If there's one thing I love more than pounding skulls its fornicating with beautiful women. I've been guilty of a lot of things, but not raping Desiree Washington.

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Sep 16th 2024, 3:35:45

Oh, are you warring llaar?

Show us some news! We aren't all in game A where we can look!

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Sep 16th 2024, 2:45:03

The oil market has been crazy

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Sep 16th 2024, 2:44:36

I missed your "drugs" theme though, unless you were Smack Daddy. And if you were him... you've got some brain damage.

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Sep 16th 2024, 2:42:37

Originally posted by AMJ2:

Butter Bean you use every name but Tyson I guess all talk and no punch

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize using my famous nickname made me hard to find for you.

Let me tell you about other names i have used so you can find me next time.

Iron Mike Tyson
Kid Dynamite
Lightning Punch
I KOd Trevor Berbick
Iron Mike is here for your ears
Left hook uppercut combo
Peekaboo

So let’s see, that’s *my actual handle *my most famous nickname *my most famous move *how i became the youngest heavyweight champ in history *my actual handle again *my most famous ko combo *my boxing style

You’re right, that’s too hard to figure out

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Sep 15th 2024, 23:43:06

When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him.

Bob's final numbers.

https://eestats.lafamiglia-ee.eu/express/country/3

Bob didn't have much will.

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Sep 15th 2024, 2:15:09

Thank you Ugolino, for that eloquent redecoration of the formerly confident psyches of these ankle biters. Bob's not feeling better after the second flurry then he did after the first. Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face.

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Sep 3rd 2024, 20:14:00

It wasn't my finest hour. But like Allah, peace be upon him, returning to Mexico, I will return to glory as well.

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Aug 31st 2024, 23:48:22

This is very far from over. It's a rough market for commies, but it will get better.

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Aug 28th 2024, 23:41:04

Originally posted by Cathankins:

I think it would be a lot more fair for the little guys to not have humanitarians block them. Once I farm a little guy I think he should be able to missiles me all set.

I agree with this.

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Aug 28th 2024, 22:05:11

Some people are trying to look me up. The champ is here again. Peek-a-boo!

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Aug 25th 2024, 4:32:53

You have to let them know that you're counterpunching immediately, to discourage future disrespect.

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Aug 12th 2024, 0:11:13

Originally posted by Ratski:

I was not in a War I am still a head of #2 I am #5 #6 took a beat down and still handed you your lunch.

I don't know what this means. However check the scores for the last round. Nobody who tangled with the champ came out ahead of the champ.

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Aug 12th 2024, 0:10:04

Originally posted by UgolinoII:

Originally posted by Iron Mike Tyson:

You warring a fool too?

You're not in Discord anymore either what happened?

No more teams, all the warring isn't really my thing.

You can still hang out and BS, we have an express chat too. I get it though, I didn't know we were going to get locked into eternal struggle with Dark on day 1 either.

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Aug 11th 2024, 23:30:27

#5 and #6 did hit me back to back while I was logged out, and they were built similarly. Only one of the RoRd though.

Originally posted by AMJ2:

You will never have a high score again Butter Bean.

Don't threaten me with a good time. I made my name in the world fighting my way up from the streets of Hell's Kitchen. Fighting isn't what I do, it's who I am. My style is impetuous, my defense impregnable. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm!

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Aug 11th 2024, 20:29:35

Or, I'm not hard to find, look me up next set. I'll continue to do my thing and play for a high score - until provoked.

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Aug 11th 2024, 20:28:57

Originally posted by AMJ2:

Here we are you so called Mike Tyson Sunday and all the turns you wasted on a nobody player and still haven't taken me out. I was at work when you took your revenge. I expected it but point proven your all talk and no first round knock out. So maybe change your name to someone with less of a name like I don't know Butter bean comes to mind.You can fool these guys against a ratski but that's all you do look where you are at in the standings today and from this set on you will always be there. Like all great boxers they just get washed out and so are you one of the greatest hahaha.

What does this even mean? Did you just finish fighting George Foreman? I know he hits hard but you've got to let your brain start working again before you talk.

For everyone else: One person took a shot at the champ, then another. When I came back, I gave them each a little ear bite. One tried to take some back, so he's getting a fun set of constantly logging in to a freshly smashed country.

#5 only hit me once, and I came out way ahead on an easy retal. He spied again but decided not to break GDI.

I offered someone else a 1v1 after this war, because it's really just a beating not a war, and they declined. There's not a lot of turns left, but I guess come at me if you want a piece.