AS THE TOPIC OF THIS THREAD INDICATES, THIS MESSAGE IS DIRECTED ONLY TOWARDS THE SUPPLICANTS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT SUPPLICANTS MUST CEASE READING NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!

HELLO SUPPLICANTS! I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT DUE TO THE DESPICABLE ACTIONS OF A FEW NEFARIOUS MALCONTENTS, I AM CURRENTLY UNABLE TO ACCESS MY BOXCAR ACCOUNT. I ASSURE YOU THAT I WILL RETURN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

FOR THE MOMENT, PLEASE PROCEED WITH OPERATION: PORCUPINE! AS PLANNED.

HA!

SAM

Lighten up on the rhetoric and the porcupine talk. Self delete please.

HE IS SAM fluffING DANGER. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ASK HIM TO DELETE, BUT HE SIMPLY IMPLODES ON SAID PERSON.


RED HAS SPOKEN

THE SERVER DOES NOT DELETE SAM. SAM DELETES THE SERVER!