*Big Dog enters room, microphone clipped to collar*

BD: Good day all members of Earth. Clowns with Guns and above average good looking dogs have a very special announcement. I would like to introduce our Ringmaster Dark Angel to share the news.

*looks stage right…seconds pass…then minutes*

BD: Ah excuse me a moment

*microphone still on*

BD: Where is DA?!!

*sounds of mumbled excited mumbled voices*

BD: What do you mean he’s in ER!?

*more sounds of mumbled voices*

BD: He’s got a hamster stuck where?! Oh for chr…never mind where is Jeweler?

*mumbled voices*

BD: He’s running down Main Street naked again? Drinking from a bottle of Tito’s?

*more mumbling*

BD: and the police are chasing him!?

*what sounds like a collective yes is heard*

*Big Dog returns to podium*

BD: ah…due to circumstances beyond our control we need to postpone the declaration of a pie war for…ah…a little while longer.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Dogs
Spokesdoggy for not sure what the hell is going on

Confirmed

...the hamsters are out of control...

/me pies BDcwg with a crack soufflé baked to Fraz’s own special recipe !

Oh man miss Fraz and his special pies.

He was and forever will be a Clown.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Earths Sexiest and Most Lovable Mutt