SF!! want to kill k4f? - Earth Empires Forum

KeTcHuP

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Dec 20th 2011, 5:55:20

Alright. I just finished wrapping his present. Im guessing it will take him aproximately 30 minutes to open it, if hes effecient. If hes bad, up to an hour or two.

If you paypal me 20$ i will let you knwo when he starts! Hed feel too bad to go wall after i put all thsi effort in.

Deal? I think its a great offer!

Pics of my awesome wrappingness will come when i have a chance haha

30 min to an hour of k4f not walling for 20$ Best offer you will find!

Ketchup the Thoughtful Suicidier

KyleCleric

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Dec 20th 2011, 6:11:36

lol

This is our fluffing city. And no one is going to dictate our freedom. Stay strong.

Bsnake

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Dec 20th 2011, 6:18:54

u sent urself to him in a cardboard box didnt u....

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

Cabrito

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Dec 20th 2011, 7:22:37

LMAO

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Indians were running it.
No taxes,
no debt,
women did all the work.
White man thought he could improve on a system like this. - Cherokee proverb

Pain

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Dec 20th 2011, 8:01:00

its a little weird if you bought him a christmas present. just saying.

i offer $5

Your mother is a nice woman

mrford

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Dec 20th 2011, 8:31:43

i once wrapped an empty box 15 times as a present for my brother.

he wasnt that amused, but i thought it was funny as fluff.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

synoder

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Dec 20th 2011, 12:21:20

I am started to wonder what's really going on over there in that house.

mike

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Dec 20th 2011, 14:02:59

lol syn, is k4f actually living with ketchup? and both are men? nbk are fruitcakes!

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smegma

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Dec 20th 2011, 15:14:17

awesome post

KeTcHuP

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Dec 20th 2011, 15:21:02

K4F pays my mortgage, and when hes around my gf stops being a complete fluff for a while.

Its the least i could do=P

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Bsnake

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Dec 20th 2011, 15:26:39

is that cause shes getting some real sauce ;)

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

Angryjesus

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Dec 20th 2011, 15:26:53

its your fluff in a box isn't it?

Bsnake

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Dec 20th 2011, 15:37:18

damn AJ... u had to go there...

now im going to bed thinking about a tiny penis in a box with a bow...

reminds me of my honeymoon...

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

Bsnake

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Dec 20th 2011, 15:38:04

never could work out why my ex wife was upset i sent her another mans penis in a box...

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

KeTcHuP

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Dec 20th 2011, 18:08:25

nah more cause shes a physco fluff lol

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Boltar

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Dec 20th 2011, 18:19:01

i made my mom a treasure map and made her look around the house for more clues to the next clue, until she found the present. however i was young i knew she liked coffee her present was near the coffee pot.. she looked at a picture of us kids as her most important thing.. silly twit.. we know her better then that..

Twain

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Dec 20th 2011, 20:31:24

Originally posted by Angryjesus:

its your fluff in a box isn't it?

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
Step 2: Put your junk in the box.
Step 3: Make her open the box.

I love the dance moves/hand gestures that are associated with each step, too. :)

mdevol

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Dec 20th 2011, 20:48:35

Hahah this thread is win

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KeTcHuP

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Dec 20th 2011, 22:11:33

CAnt get the pic of it onto the interweb for some reason! darn phones!

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NightShade

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Dec 21st 2011, 1:00:22

You sure the pic isn't a CIPA Violation? :P

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I was sitting there wondering how many I could kill with one set of chopsticks

Popcom

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Dec 21st 2011, 1:26:58

you cut me in on this ketchup and u can sell of my countries.. i try to piss ppl off enough to want them dead lol

1A - BLOWS
FFA- NBK4Life

~If at first you don't succeed, you are clearly not Popcom~

KeTcHuP

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Dec 21st 2011, 1:42:14

I didnt get you a present sorry popcom=P

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Havoc

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Dec 21st 2011, 20:00:08

I'll send you a present Ketchup.

Fair warning, they're strippers. The gender of which you will have to wait to see...

Havoc
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KeTcHuP

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Dec 21st 2011, 22:08:14

Mystery strippers! Exciting!

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KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 21st 2011, 22:09:20

<3 Strippers

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

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Twain

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Dec 22nd 2011, 0:51:48

Originally posted by Havoc:

I'll send you a present Ketchup.

Fair warning, they're strippers. The gender of which you will have to wait to see...

The $1,000,000 question is: Will their gender be evident upon seeing them? Or will the mystery live on until they're fully nude?

Billi_AoDT

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Dec 22nd 2011, 6:47:00

Weiner

gambit

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Dec 22nd 2011, 19:07:54

tranny strippers bring the best of both worlds!

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QM Diver

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Dec 23rd 2011, 19:35:19

Someone should be slapped, right in the Heinz!

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KeTcHuP

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Dec 23rd 2011, 19:44:15

Presents been opened. Opportunity lost!

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Crippler ICD

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Dec 23rd 2011, 19:46:01

pretty sure he's dead already :P

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[14:26] <enshula> i cant believe im going to say this
[14:26] <enshula> crippler is giving us correct netting advice