I live in a very rural area. Like the nearest walmart is over an hour away, if that gives you an idea of relativity of how far I live from civilization. I notice an ambulance is over at my neighbors in the shear fact of being curious and nosey, and almost concerned. My neighbor was being carted off to the ambulance (he was face down on gurney) and something a couple feet tall was protruding from the blanket.

I ask the first responders what happened. Apparently my neighbor was high on methamphetamines and shoved a curtin rod (the metal part) up his ass to cure his constipation. Apparently it failed and when he couldn't remove it (put the hooked end in first) he had call 911.

*Sigh*

And, to top it off a 200 dollar bill was passed at my local grocery store. What a community I live in.

You know Blake, I bet in my EMS career, I must have done 5,000 ambulance calls and not ONCE did I ever take someone to the hospital with a curtain rod up his ass.

That's fluffin' HILARIOUS and you have NO clue how much I needed the laugh you just gave me. Thank you. :)

Hey, D, hop on irc (web chat) gonna chit chat with you about end-set stuff.

aight

Musta missed you. I posted and minimized the window. Grabbed my axe and got some playing in. I hurt y right shoulder back in april when I broke my ankle and haven't been able to play until recently.

Damn fingertips went soft and everything. At least now I can hold a guitar for more than 10 minutes without any pain.

I'm back now, you around?

Holy fluff... that is amusing. That just goes to show you that regardless of how far you do live from civilization, there are still stupid-ass motherfluffers out there that would do crazy fluff like that.

And that goes for both curtain rod and $200 bill incidents. While working as a PIC (Person In Charge) for the Jimmy John's used to work at (quit to become a tax preparer...) someone tried to pass off a fake $20, the bastid was getting a knock on his door within the hour from the cops. It pays to take down license plate numbers. XD

Wow. Did you suspect something? Or did you just write down license plates often?

the old rod in the arse for constipation trick huh....

That ranks right up there with the guy who tried passing a $1,000,000.00 dollar bill at walmarts. roflmfao That's a true story. He walked in and purchased like $400 worth of stuff and tried paying for it with the bill.

I bet that's the last time he'll try something THAT stupid.

when i worked as a rent to own repo guy couple years ago i had to pick up a fridge full of roaches. left it outside in back the store to let the cold deal with them. couple days later the fridge was gone. the hilarious part was, i fluff you not, a week or so later it was returned where it was

it had too many roaches for my taste, made all my sandwiches taste like chicken so i returned it