Australia should annex New Zealand

Sov

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Apr 27th 2012, 6:27:28

Australia should annex New Zealand. It would take us about an hour.

All iScode resistance would be swept aside.

Alin

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Apr 27th 2012, 6:39:19

The sheep will put up a fight tough!!

Sov

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Apr 27th 2012, 6:55:57

This much is true, I would expect the sheep to put up more of a fight than the actual kiwis.

dagga

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Apr 27th 2012, 7:43:12

What would Australia do with New Zealand? We have enough welfare leeches already!

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Sov

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Apr 27th 2012, 8:02:16

Yes but we wouldn't have to deal with the All Blacks anymore...

We could turn NZ into a detention centre. iScode likes boat people.

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Apr 27th 2012, 9:28:37

This thread has potential.

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Flamey

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Apr 27th 2012, 10:12:58

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs

dagga

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Apr 27th 2012, 13:13:51

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQvcBcFO7FU

signatures are stupid.
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Sov

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Apr 27th 2012, 13:47:18

lmao Flamey that is awesome... hadn't seen that.

Those 2 advertisements should be run on television everyday until the invasion.

iScode

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Apr 28th 2012, 0:51:27

pfffft your pathetic army couldnt even defeat our SAS let alone our regular army, bring it on aussies!!

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swampy

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Apr 28th 2012, 1:05:39

lol you must be dreaming iscode. go back to counting sheep.

Aussies would take ya down with no problem

iScode

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Apr 28th 2012, 1:07:06

lol on what universe did you dream this up.

Where would you invade? first, south island or north island?

Lets be honest here, Australia do not have the capability to invade and annex NZ. NZ doesnt have the capability to invade anyway, but we can certainly defend our country no problem at all.

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dagga

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Apr 28th 2012, 1:18:00

Will you do the haka before we bomb your 'cities'?

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iScode

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Apr 28th 2012, 1:24:07

only the embarrassing white people who dont know how to do it properly will do it.

So yes that includes me and most of NZ...

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braden

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Apr 28th 2012, 1:25:12

would it at least make for fun television?

otherwise i'll wait for isreal/iran..

swampy

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Apr 28th 2012, 1:25:33

how about we just come straight to your place :P

dagga

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Apr 28th 2012, 1:27:52

Look, I'd be scared to fight against those Maoris with their tattoos and spears etc.. But they're not so scary when they're being run over by tanks.

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swampy

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Apr 28th 2012, 1:31:21

LOL Dagga, just lock them up in a paddock with sheep, that will make them happy. Easier to take over after that.

iScode

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Apr 28th 2012, 1:41:53

Originally posted by dagga:

Look, I'd be scared to fight against those Maoris with their tattoos and spears etc.. But they're not so scary when they're being run over by tanks.

tell that to the German 21st Panzer division that was constantly fighting the 25th Maori battalion in North Africa during WWII

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Junky

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Apr 28th 2012, 1:44:55

I think in the first season of Deadliest warriors the Maoris or whatevs got be by China's Monks... essentially They were taken out by ballerenas<sp with nunchukuns

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braden

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Apr 28th 2012, 1:45:32

tell that to a horribly under supplied afrika corps

(and they got to vacation in mississippi..)

iScode

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Apr 28th 2012, 3:26:02

Originally posted by braden:

tell that to a horribly under supplied afrika corps

(and they got to vacation in mississippi..)

21st panzer was part of Afrika corps

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Apr 28th 2012, 11:11:00

I'm a kiwi that lives in australia, all I can say is the take over plan is going smoothly without resistance, we love the ausy money, it's great! Im in old zealand aka perth and it's perfect here amen to anzac day and all but most of thanks to aunty julz for leaving the back door for us to not have a stupid work visa and fluff like that we came, we saw, we conquered!

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Sifos

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Apr 28th 2012, 21:21:21

Aussies have tazmanian devils, they kill stuff.

Drow

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Apr 29th 2012, 0:06:20

lol task.
we have more NZ immigrants per year thananywhere else I believe. we're technically already annexing NZ by absorbing their population.
(btw perth earther too ;) )
Scode: I wouldn't be so sure, our own army is pretty damn hard, and our SAS are world class badass ;)

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