http://www.kickstarter.com/...the-smushbox?ref=category

Oh nooo, we're being FSed, oh let me just activate the smushbox and bring everyone online immediately motherfluffers let's kill your fluffing fluffless fluffed breakers back hahaha

neat but don't see use for it due phonebots.

Ummm we already get texts within seconds of being hit...or is your allaince still that far behind?

Bonus.

so, we've been doing for years with IRC bots what this yahoo is trying to get paid to build out of hard thingys?

So basically we pay $300 to get the retail version, then pay $25/mo (for the first 100 customers) for unlimited texting through t-mobile.

So in the first year that works out to $300 investment and $300 in service (which then jumps to $50/mo)

Alternatively, your clan can pay $600 to some sms gateway company and get your walling texts near instantly, and on top of that get around 35k texts.