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Jul 14th 2013, 23:02:34

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/...s-roof-on-top-of-him.html



A Brazilian man died after a cow fell through his roof on top of him as he was in bed.

Joao Maria de Souza, 45, had been in bed with his wife Leni when the animal fell through the ceiling of their home in Caratinga, southeast Brazil.

The cow is believed to have escaped from a nearby farm and climbed onto the roof of the couple's house, which backs onto a steep hill on Wednesday night.

The corrugated roof immediately gave way and the one-and-a-half-ton animal fell eight feet onto Mr de Souza's side of the bed.
fluff your 300 Spartans fool - i have 32 of the biggest fluffed mother fluffers made of titanium !!
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Jul 14th 2013, 23:14:19

dying in bed is one of the best ways to go

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Jul 15th 2013, 9:45:15

This would have made for the only time in history when he could have said "Get off me you fluffing cow" in bed and not end up insulting his wife, LMAO.
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Originally posted by kemo:
this dudes either a great troll or a seriously stupid fluff. the kind that takes the pepsi challenge and chooses jiff

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Jul 15th 2013, 11:36:54

moo

some weird accidents happen with cows
my grandfather was driving along a road 60 years ago, when a cow landed from above on the hood of the car - two legs each side
he was not driving slowly, the cow survived and walked off (somehow) ... the car (Jaguar) was not as lucky :S

Edited By: Akula on Jul 15th 2013, 11:39:55
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Jul 15th 2013, 13:21:33

lately when im feelin fluffty i remember the roman emperor caligula once declared war against poseidon. guess his armies actually marched to the water and stabbed the hell out of it
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