"you guys"
That sounds very homoerotic. Not that there's anything wrong with that

"want to initiate hits with us"
so rage is offering you drug?

'all set then midset change your retal policy when you realize we're coming out way ahead on the retals?"
It's a WAR DEC, not final jeopardy. No one says to form your war decs in the form of a question.

"i dont think so"
You know the guy who said "I think therefor I am"? Well one day he walked into a bar and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He said "I don't think so" and he disappeared. Self deletion is not a war dec though.


"no idea why you want to do these silly land exchanges with us, but we're not letting you off with trying to landgrab laf so often." Do or do not there is no try. If you are uncertain than your war dec is uncertain. if your war dec is uncertain then I am uncertain. If I am uncertain then WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK OF YOUR WAR DEC? WHERE IS THE YOUTUBE VIDEO? WHERE IS THE AMUSING ANECDOTES? WHERE IS THE HAIKU????? MOST IMPORTANTLY WHERE IS THE ASCII ART AND CRAYON DRAWINGS!??
At least it wasn't a 30 page diatribe this time so it's marginally better than last time but IT LACKS fluff.


++martian
KING OF THE TROLLS

dude i gave it a grade of D after my review and fact checking.

never let facts get in the way of a good war declaration

Dear Martian My Friend
This Haiku Is For You
You Are My Hero

dear martian,

there was a youtube video at the end. it was courtesy of a retired guy who thought it was appropriate

as an aside, i also felt this song was appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY7qOwaZEqw

Can you develop a 10 point scale?

LOL, that song IS appropriate ;)

ah yes boon docks. Classic. However that wasn't in your original war dec so it doesn't count:)

I though the youtube link in the original was part of your signature as it sounded very un-war dec like.

Now, what would have been worse, martian, is LaF getting every member of N*SYNC to sing their war dec.

no what would have been worse is someone in laf getting up and lip syncing a Gunther video.