Can we know more about you?

Please feed us with more details about the real "you".
How to you feel to become an AT VIP just over the night?
Who would you like to thank for this achievement?
Is "world peace" in your agenda?

That been said, we demand a video with you in a swim equipment and/or wearing a dress.

Ayam donut one.

I have a video of Eugene smoking crack cocaine while drunk. The video has been shopped around to several media outlets who have confirmed it's existence. I'll sell it for 200,000 dollars or 4,200 bushels of food!

Oh, and bonus :P

Eugene,

Has anyone ever given you an axe and then said, Be careful with that axe Eugene?

If so, did the stars scream loud?

*bonus*