ARGH! I DEDICATED MYSELF TO NOT MISSING A SINGLE BONUS THIS RESET, AND TODAY TOP 100 WON'T WORK FROM MY PHONE. NOW I HAVE TO GO SET UP MY LAPTOP AND JETPACK!

ARGH!

ARGH! THAT TOOK 4.6 MINUTES! NOW TOMORROW I'LL HAVE TO SET *TWO* ALARMS ON MY PHONE, 5 MINUTES APART! AND I'VE ALREADY LOST 5 MINUTES WORTH OF BONUS!!!!!!!

WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY!!!

ARGH!

why don't you take those bonuses before you leave to work?

ALL BONUSES (BONII??) MUST BE EXPLODED!!

HA!

MARSHAL!

THAT WOULD BE A FANTASTIC IDEA, BUT I WORK IN MULTIPLE LOCATIONS! SOME DAYS I LEAVE FOR WORK AT 6 AM, SOME DAYS 3 AM, AND SOME DAYS I JUST WALK DOWN TO MY BASEMENT / INTERNATIONAL HEADQUARTERS AT 9 AM.

AND THEN THERE ARE THE DAYS WHEN I HAVE TO MAKE A 3.127 BRAVEHEARTS DRIVE TO A DIFFERENT CITY! THOSE REALLY THROW A WRENCH INTO THE MONKEY.

IF YOU WERE TO THROW A WRENCH INTO THE MONKEY IT WOULD GET DIVIDED BY ZERO AND EXPLODE WHICH WOULD MAKE BRAVEHEARTS EXPLODE WHICH WOULD MAKE SCOTLAND EXPLODE WHICH WOULD MAKE BRITAIN EXPLODE WHICH WOULD MAKE EUROPE EXPLODE WHICH WOULD MAKE THE EARTH EXPLODE WHICH WOULD MAKE THE SOLAR SYSTEM EXPLODE WHICH WOULD MAKE THE GALAXY EXPLODE WHICH WOULD MAKE THE UNIVERSE EXPLODE WHICH WOULD MAKE YIVO EXPLODE WHICH WOULD MAKE EXPLOSIONS EXPLODE. IT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG EXPLODE

HA!