Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the pimp of a freak called Sewells mom

In the south Tennessee i was born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all playin earth inside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with this freak i know who smokes meth in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I thought how many diseases sewells mom has n said this aint lookin pretty

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the 10,000 boyfriends of sewells mom living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the pimp of sewells mom

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared unlike the many permanent diseases sewells mom has

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to that crackhead sewells moms house

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To pimp out this ratchet holdrat sewells mom and thats the story of how she got preggers and now sewell is here

I couldn't help hearing Will Smith's voice singing that inside my head....thanks a lot!

Find/Replace doesn't make for a good parody. You completely abandoned both the rhyming scheme and the cadence of the song. These are both critical elements in a parody. The primary objective is to remain true to the original song while being humorous, clever, or insightful. Anyone can be funny, but not just anybody can be funny within the lyrical constraints presented in the original.

Haha! It worked for the Cable Doctrine

The Cable Doctrine was a spoof of a document that was more reliant on its content than its format, so there were less constraints.

[Edit: Not trying to downplay the job you did with the Cable Doctrine, that was some good stuff, but this thread ups the difficulty level with what it tries to be]

There once was a poet named deezy
Who's comments were always quite sleazy
He tried to be cute,
But soon got the boot,
Pleasing Viceroy and friends sure ain't easy

Very nice haha

That was the best song EVER!!! HAHAHAHAHA, Absolutely loved it! Im guessing by the lack of the elements you think are part of a parody Vice, it probably means that ssewells mom isnt worth spending all that much time on. Anyhow this made my day.

You tools wouldn't know what to do with such a fine lady!

Hahaha!!! Good one.

Alin, my mother happens to be over 18 - too old for you pedophiles.

you are an redneck.

Everywhere you go you get the same "welcome" sign. From a lot of people.

sewell i am your father

How is it that I am a red neck, please support your argument for a change.

You are probably cable...

no actually i just thought u both taunting and whining about cable hirting ur feelings at the same time was funny so here we are. i dont even know this jerk cable. all i know is he is apparently obsessed with his own muf or whatever his trans self is doin

let me be clear u both are retards i just thought u were more retarded.

i seen your ad on craigslist btw top kek

see what I mean?

Wow....

Someone needs a job....

i asked wartster to make me a moderator but he just ignored me

Probably because you have the same IQ as my pet rock.

and i do not see whats so shocking about what i said? i said 1. sewell is whiney about cable. True. 2. i said cable is obsessed with his muf and trans. I will admit i assumed this due to cables 500 countries talking about his MUF and that hes referred to as a guy. obviously he is trans.

What are u some kinda cis opressive bigot sewellUSMC?!?!


dont you have some poor people somewhere to be dropping freedom onto or sworn oathes to protect consitutional rights u should be ignoring?

top kek implying i will ever work to support via my taxes all the criminal stuff that goes on in my country. good one

Now say it in English please.

quit forcing your culture on me oppressive cis male dont u think u ppl have done that enuf lel

hey your mother says dinner will
be ready a little late but she's making a hell of a dinner tonight

i spit in your portion

Read above...

LMAO do you write your own material?

freaking hilarious. I surrender. No point in having a battle of wits when i am obviously outmatched here.

deezy's on a roll ! LOL

I spit in your portion :D

>have tellas approval despite being the hugest jerk in the workd

today i am truly happy :-)

sewell your alright too im just messin with u bro

I agree with ssewell, though. That post was nearly incomprehensible.

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Lol!!!