is it ok for me to paraphrase him as saying "If you are not HIV Positive, then you are living in the Stone Ages."?

we're discussing the basketball player, not my magic Johnson. i might sing my Oscar Mayer Penis song later though. it's my mom's 70th birthday today. i should probably try to stay sober.

Good idea, and Probably shouldn't sing that to her.

How do you have 799 posts and the title New Member?

What the fluff, it's my mom's bday today as well!

It's also my birthday. That greedy witch had to have me on her bday.

Now that really sucks, you can't go and celebrate your birthday without also celebrating hers?

what the fluff, it is my mothers fifty sixth birthday today..

Am I going to have to be the one to say it? You clearly all have the same diabolical mother who is leading a triple life!

Well, my mother lives like 750 miles away now, but ueah, growing up sharing a day probably sucked more for her than me. The kids overshadows the parents every time.

she does travel alot...