The truth about cats and dogs - Earth Empires Forum

TAN

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Sep 14th 2015, 19:45:17

The cat I own is not a dog
Dogs smell funny
Cats don't smell my balls
I don't have to walk a cat, which would be super inconvenient during cold, rainy or snowy days
Dogs eat poop sometimes

FREEEEEDOM!!!

Heston

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Sep 14th 2015, 20:36:33

The dogs i own are not cats.
Cat pee smells terrible.
Dogs dont climb on the hood of my vehicles at night and scratch the hell out of my hood when its cold and the engine is warm.
Cats dont give two fluffs about anything and are dumb.

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Heston

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Sep 14th 2015, 20:38:19

Plus cats are for bitter old ladies that are single fat and lazy.

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mrford

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Sep 14th 2015, 20:54:23

You would be a cat person....

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TAN

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Sep 14th 2015, 20:57:21

I think Heston hates cats.

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Kat

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Sep 14th 2015, 21:22:14

Originally posted by Heston:

Plus cats are for bitter old ladies that are single fat and lazy.

I haz cats :(

mrford

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Sep 14th 2015, 21:22:50

The vast majority of people who arnt lesbians hate cats.

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TAN

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Sep 14th 2015, 21:25:49

Wait so lesbians don't hate cats?..

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jjterrico

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Sep 14th 2015, 21:30:42

Originally posted by Heston:

Dogs dont climb on the hood of my vehicles at night and scratch the hell out of my hood when its cold and the engine is warm.

Or under the hood and get shredded by the fan when you start the engine up!!

archaic

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Sep 14th 2015, 21:33:12

Originally posted by TAN:

Wait so lesbians don't hate cats?..

fluff lovers!

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Heston

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Sep 14th 2015, 22:03:07

Originally posted by Kat:

Originally posted by Heston:

Plus cats are for bitter old ladies that are single fat and lazy.

I haz cats :(

That is a slippery slope sister. ;P

Which qualifiers alarm you? Im not a chauvinist so i wont speculate.

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Getafix

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Sep 15th 2015, 0:50:13

Originally posted by jjterrico:

Originally posted by Heston:

Dogs dont climb on the hood of my vehicles at night and scratch the hell out of my hood when its cold and the engine is warm.

Or under the hood and get shredded by the fan when you start the engine up!!

We can always hope

Kat

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Sep 15th 2015, 1:04:24

Originally posted by Heston:

Originally posted by Kat:

Originally posted by Heston:

Plus cats are for bitter old ladies that are single fat and lazy.

I haz cats :(

That is a slippery slope sister. ;P

Which qualifiers alarm you? Im not a chauvinist so i wont speculate.

I'm pretty lazy so I suppose it makes sense. My cats and I can be lazy together. :D

Heston

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Sep 15th 2015, 1:14:20

Originally posted by Kat:

Originally posted by Heston:

Originally posted by Kat:

Originally posted by Heston:

Plus cats are for bitter old ladies that are single fat and lazy.

I haz cats :(

That is a slippery slope sister. ;P

Which qualifiers alarm you? Im not a chauvinist so i wont speculate.

I'm pretty lazy so I suppose it makes sense. My cats and I can be lazy together. :D

How lazy can you be with all that book learning? Are you failing school now because of your cats? Do you once think about the jerky they could provide to some hungry refugees?

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ssewellusmc

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Sep 15th 2015, 1:20:57

Originally posted by TAN:

The cat I own is not a dog
Dogs smell funny
Cats don't smell my balls
I don't have to walk a cat, which would be super inconvenient during cold, rainy or snowy days
Dogs eat poop sometimes

Cats can be useful...

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The Cloaked

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Sep 15th 2015, 1:22:00

Wait what? Cats are clean, intelligent, independent, and can entertain themselves if you need to be out of the house.

What kind of an antisocial tool needs an animal as a best friend? Seriously, you know who my best friends are? Humans.

Go back to your cabin in the backwoods and polish your shotgun mr unabomber. don't come back to civilization until you're showered and groomed.

Heston

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Sep 15th 2015, 1:30:34

You have a package in the mail bro.

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The Cloaked

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Sep 15th 2015, 1:47:54

my cats are total pricks. they will attack the crap out of any parcel. if it's a bomb, they'll set it off long before i even get home.

not like a dumb dog who would carry it to me and kill us both.

Cerberus

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Sep 15th 2015, 1:58:22

Cats are only interested in being your friend when you have food to give them, otherwise, they can't be bothered. Dogs will be your friend even if you have nothing to give them other than some affection.

Cats and Crucifixes are the darlings of the crazy catladies you occasionally read about in the paper.

Dogs and Guns are the darlings of Rednecks and Country boys throughout the United States and world. A dog will earn it's keep. Cat's not so much.

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

Kat

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Sep 15th 2015, 2:10:40

Originally posted by Heston:

Originally posted by Kat:

Originally posted by Heston:

Originally posted by Kat:

Originally posted by Heston:

Plus cats are for bitter old ladies that are single fat and lazy.

I haz cats :(

That is a slippery slope sister. ;P

Which qualifiers alarm you? Im not a chauvinist so i wont speculate.

I'm pretty lazy so I suppose it makes sense. My cats and I can be lazy together. :D

How lazy can you be with all that book learning? Are you failing school now because of your cats? Do you once think about the jerky they could provide to some hungry refugees?

I suppose if we're going to rule out laziness and the fact that I <3 my cats (and SHAME on you for even thinking about eating cats), then I must be the exception to your rule since I am not bitter, fat, old or single. :P

Heston

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Sep 15th 2015, 2:34:29

Originally posted by Kat:

Originally posted by Heston:

Originally posted by Kat:

Originally posted by Heston:

Originally posted by Kat:

Originally posted by Heston:

Plus cats are for bitter old ladies that are single fat and lazy.

I haz cats :(

That is a slippery slope sister. ;P

Which qualifiers alarm you? Im not a chauvinist so i wont speculate.

I'm pretty lazy so I suppose it makes sense. My cats and I can be lazy together. :D

How lazy can you be with all that book learning? Are you failing school now because of your cats? Do you once think about the jerky they could provide to some hungry refugees?

Easy there. I would never ever eat a cat. I havent been that hungry. I was just thinking cat jerky would be a more halal than dog jerky. Migrants and refugees be hungry as a mother fluffer.
Here is a new qualifier:
Your significant other or your cats. Pick one.

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Kat

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Sep 15th 2015, 3:07:22

Originally posted by Heston:

Here is a new qualifier:
Your significant other or your cats. Pick one.

Unfortunately, the human race will always win over an animal for me. >.<

Cerberus

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Sep 15th 2015, 3:12:18

Breaks into song:

There's a Cat in the Kettle at the Peking Moon,
A little old place I eat every day at noon.

You might think you're eating beef, chicken or pork,
but it's Garfield on your fork, yeah, it's Garfield on your fork.

There's a Cat in the Kettle at the Peking Moon,
A little old place I eat everyday at noon.

Sung to the tune of Cat's in the Cradle.

There's more, but I can't remember it right now. LOL

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

Kat

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Sep 15th 2015, 3:14:06

/ignore

jjterrico

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Sep 15th 2015, 3:15:58

Ha!! That's a good tune!! Was a Chinese food place where I grew up that served cat as chicken in a few of there dishes, could never tell the difference but they were busted for it 2 or 3 times over a span of about 6 years before they finally shut down :'(

Loved the meow mien!!!