I am the bacon, and peace flows from my savory goodness. There is a reason that Western Civilization has been so very successful and improved the lives of all who lived in it. And that's because the Western Civilization learned to make bacon from pigs, and thus, savory goodness was born into the world, and no one wanted to fight while waiting for breakfast, lunch, or dinner at which I would be served.

Peace would reign in the middle east if bacon were appreciated there, but those damned "religious" people think that it's not OK to eat pigs, which in as much as that is is OK with most Americans as it only means it will be more available and at a lower cost for the rest of us.

I am even greater than The Scrapple for breakfast, although it is a very close race and the distribution of The Scrapple is regionally limited. :)

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