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bigdogcwg

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Sep 19th 2025, 19:09:06

Originally posted by daspheebsie:

Pleasure doin' business with ya. Sorry again.

Happens. I know it’s not intentional. Unless those were your shoes last reset when I drunken went into wrong tent and rinsed off some shoes.

BigDogCWG
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bigdogcwg

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Sep 19th 2025, 16:14:57

Resolved.

BigDogCWG
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Chief Leg Humper and Shoe Washer

bigdogcwg

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Sep 18th 2025, 17:42:47

*<|:*(

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Ya know who Doggie Style

bigdogcwg

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Sep 17th 2025, 20:40:07

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Why can't we be friends. 🎶

OooOoo baby we can be friends with benefits! Even better!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
fluffed locked and loaded…for 12 minutes and 45 seconds

War is an American funk/soul/rock band from Long Beach, California, formed in 1969. The band is known for several hit songs in the 1970s. A musical crossover band, War became known for its eclectic blend of different musical styles, an amalgam of the sounds and styles the band members heard living in the racially diverse ghettos of Los Angeles.

BigDogCWG
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Rock and Roll Doggie

PS-DA only listens to Broadway show tunes

*runs back into doggie tent*

bigdogcwg

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Sep 14th 2025, 12:22:33

Originally posted by Cathankins:

All of the youth have a little computer in their pocket now that has bad actors trying to hype them up to do crazy stuff like this. Bots, extremists, foreign intelligence agencies, you name it and they are out there. You see this stuff constantly where they try and guide the vulnerable youth to do crazy stuff. All of the youth are on these online chat groups that are like discord and telegram etc. A lot of these recent cases they have been part of these groups.

Russian, Chinese Bots Fueling Online ‘Violence’ After Charlie Kirk Death

https://www.msn.com/...ie-kirk-death/ar-AA1MoPng

While that is true it’s the before that concerns me. I cannot count the number of times public figures chanted “facist”, “dictator”, “threat to democracy”, “taking away your rights”, “resist”, etc from Democrat leaders, left leaning news hosts, social media influencers, talk show hosts, etc. Non stop hate rhetoric.

When that sort of message is repeatedly stated to the world you can expect there will be people who are going to act who think of themselves as heroes. And that’s when bad things happen.

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bigdogcwg

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Sep 12th 2025, 19:54:43

I didn’t agree with everything he said. But did with a lot of it.

Big 2A supporter. Big 1A supported. Big let’s obey the laws.

What I did admire is he had public discussions. Opposing view? No problem. Let’s talk. Reasonably. Have an actual dialogue.

Something many politicians won’t or can’t do but should.

That takes courage. You are never going to know the outcome. Cannot determine a winner. But just talking it out brings thoughts. Ideas.

This whole political violence thing is out of hand. Vulnerable impressionable people read the rhetoric and think they will be hero’s.

Needs to stop. All sides.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Political Commentator

bigdogcwg

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Sep 7th 2025, 10:50:35

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Originally posted by bigdogcwg:

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Oh hey bigdog

*hides rolled-up newspaper behind her back*

Wanna Burrito? 😉

Well depends

Wanna play hide the sausage? 😘

BigDogCWG
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Horndogs R Us Regional Leader

Not after the burrito!!

🌭🐕‍🦺🐶

bigdogcwg

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Sep 7th 2025, 10:48:41

Originally posted by Cathankins:

Official CWG anthem

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s

🤡

bigdogcwg

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Sep 6th 2025, 2:02:52

I’ll start

Cinnamon

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Someone Smeared Butter on Me Butt (Ruthie)

bigdogcwg

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Sep 5th 2025, 18:15:36

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Oh hey bigdog

*hides rolled-up newspaper behind her back*

Wanna Burrito? 😉

Well depends

Wanna play hide the sausage? 😘

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Horndogs R Us Regional Leader

bigdogcwg

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Sep 4th 2025, 11:06:52

Clowns with Guns

Home of crack brownies, inflatable sheeples, and smelly dogs!

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Mascot Wearing Someone’s Victoria Secrets Panties on Head (oh hey Ruthie)

bigdogcwg

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Aug 25th 2025, 23:14:01

Originally posted by Ruthie:

FYI, I still want them back!

*rubs da belly*

Going commando all the time causes chafing!

*rolls over*

I can kiss it and make it all better.

BigDogCWG
Clowns With Guns
Medic Expert

bigdogcwg

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Aug 25th 2025, 10:09:16

Originally posted by farmer:

lol those are all ligit reasons. along with no shots for awhile

I had my shot: Jose, Jack, Jim, Johnny, Tito, etc

Served up in tiny glasses

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Drunken Mutt = Leg Humper

bigdogcwg

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Aug 24th 2025, 4:47:23

1) shoes of members left unattended are mysteriously wet…and smelly

2) socks mysteriously disappear then few days later reappear ( more on that later)

3) carpet has weird brown streaks and yellow spots everywhere

4) piles of smelly reddish stuff which contains socks

5) legs of tables and arms of chairs suddenly looked chewed on. There are no level tables anywhere. No culprit found.

6) members suddenly itchy due to fleas and ticks

7) instances of members being humped while bending over by unknown assailant(s)

8) inflatable ah dolls have holes in them

9) there may or may not have been an instance or three or five of leg humping

10) no one will allow me to display my collection of captured souvenirs (assorted panties, bras, etc) because Ruthie still wants them back.

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Not quite housebroken and full intact five legged dog

bigdogcwg

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Aug 24th 2025, 4:27:32

Thanks.

bigdogcwg

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Aug 23rd 2025, 1:28:06

Says he’s last comment or but nothing shows?

bigdogcwg

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Aug 12th 2025, 17:51:41

lol it oh

Red rocket alert. Red rocket alert!

BigDogCWG
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Orbiting Women of Earth Since Inception

bigdogcwg

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Aug 12th 2025, 12:50:58

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Originally posted by bigdogcwg:

Originally posted by brujodale:

When Ruthie goes shopping in jersey fur clothes, she buy's JR. dresses and very very short kilt's
If;s you cant run with da big dogs, sit on the porch.

Please. He’s my boy. So he’s hanging and dragging when he walks.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Chinese name: Wong Hung Lo

Ouch

Your sigs are hilarious

:)
;)

*rolls over*

BigDogCWG
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“Im like a chia pet. Water me and watch me GROW Ruthie!”

bigdogcwg

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Aug 11th 2025, 2:32:30

Originally posted by brujodale:

When Ruthie goes shopping in jersey fur clothes, she buy's JR. dresses and very very short kilt's
If;s you cant run with da big dogs, sit on the porch.

Please. He’s my boy. So he’s hanging and dragging when he walks.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Chinese name: Wong Hung Lo

bigdogcwg

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Aug 10th 2025, 21:51:10

Originally posted by Ruthie:

If that chew toy is what I think it is, I dont need to see it :P

Well it’s now, ah textured for your pleasure.

:)

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
To Ruthie: I’m like a magical lamp from Aladdin. Rub my belly and see the genie pop out.

bigdogcwg

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Aug 10th 2025, 12:48:11

*breaking news from Clown News Network*

Last night at the WNBA game LA Sparks vs Golden State Valkyries Clowns Legend Jeweler held a special Ringmaster Election.

Candidates were:
DarkAngel
Farmer
BigDogCWG

During the election ceremony, the following occurred:

After consuming the required crack brownies the meeting was called to order by Jeweler

A roll call was taken of candidates.

Farmer was absent last seen talking to what may or may not have been a cheerleader with a beard muttering as he was muttering planting his seed and watching it grow and headed to the family restroom stall.

In meantime DarkAngel extracted a bright green torpedo shaped object from his coat pocket and began waving it air and tossing onto the court yelling “fetch boy”.

BigDogCWG was last seen galloping through the crowd chasing something bright green.

Jeweler declared DarkAngel the winner due to fact there was no one left.

Congrats DarkAngel.

BigDogCWG
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*trots off with new chew toy to show Ruthie*

bigdogcwg

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Aug 5th 2025, 19:56:17

Originally posted by DarkangelRM:

Cleaning up after you so much, I’m thinking of listing ‘BigDog’s personal waste management technician’ on my résumé

Has a nice ring to it!

BigDogCWG
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Training Hazmat Workers for over a decade

bigdogcwg

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Aug 5th 2025, 19:54:30

That’s my boy!

And everything is a hump fest.

BigDogCWG
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Proud Papa of a Humpalot

bigdogcwg

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Aug 4th 2025, 23:44:36

Been while. How’s our kids?

Lost track of them all.

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Horny Mascot

bigdogcwg

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Aug 4th 2025, 23:38:58

Originally posted by Drow:

gotta stop feeding you chilli. not good for your stomach after all ;)

Or anyone with a nose after I’ve done my business

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Wasn’t me who farted…

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Aug 4th 2025, 1:54:34

bigdogcwg

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Aug 3rd 2025, 16:13:48

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Coalie and I can bulldoze the tent for you if you like that way you can get erect a new one / pitch a tent again

Pitching a tent is exactly what he does best ;)

All it takes is .....

*rubs da belly*

Ooooooo ooooooo. Utohhhhhhh

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Earths 5 legged mutt

bigdogcwg

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Aug 3rd 2025, 13:24:57

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Originally posted by bigdogcwg:

The Big Top getting smelly

Need Ringmaster to ah service the situation.

BigDogCWG
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And beer drinking chili eating mutts

Change ur own skivies

I am a doggo

Don’t wear skivies. Full on commando. Makes the women faint.

bigdogcwg

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Aug 3rd 2025, 13:23:33

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Coalie and I can bulldoze the tent for you if you like that way you can get erect a new one / pitch a tent again

LOL but we just put in new carpet

bigdogcwg

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Aug 3rd 2025, 0:35:05

The Big Top getting smelly

Need Ringmaster to ah service the situation.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
And beer drinking chili eating mutts

bigdogcwg

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Jul 30th 2025, 16:44:33

Originally posted by Drow:

I'm not angry with you, just disappointed in a fatherly way...
Mostly over bringing P-Diddy...
Ruthie is welcome, and well, accidents with baby oil drums just happen, I understand :P

Well at least I didn’t do the doggie butt drag on that nice new shag carpet.

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Some of them have fleas

bigdogcwg

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Jul 29th 2025, 2:59:25

*crosses legs*

Rut row shaggy

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Dogs with Balls

bigdogcwg

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Jul 28th 2025, 14:58:01

So...went on a double date with my friend from work, his wife, and a woman friend of theirs. Nice restaurant, top floor of Marriott.

The ladies were a bit chilly so I offered to run downstairs to the garage for their wraps.

Got onto the elevator when a woman stepped on. Now mind you, she was very attractive with the lowest tightest dress I have had the pleasure of gawking at fill with two of the biggest...well you get the picture?

Anyways, I couldn't help but stare.

And then I heard her say "please press 1".

I did.

Now I don't remember much after that. Something being said about "what the..." and now I have woken up, handcuffed to a bed in the hospital.

A rather stern police officer there wanting to have a chat.

My coworker friends are not returning my calls. And I guess no chance of a second date.

BigDogCWG
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Inmate 2834740954

bigdogcwg

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Jul 27th 2025, 12:20:13

You see. There was Ruthie. And PDiddy. And a dog in a rainbow wig wearing a red nose. And and a giant 55 gallon drum of Johnson’s Baby Oil. And an empty tray of crack brownies. And a small herd of sheep.

Well anyways with a group like that things got messy. Oily. Slippery. Slick.

You get the picture.

BigDogCWG
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Most lovable mutt sort of kind of well maybe

bigdogcwg

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Jul 22nd 2025, 14:15:45

Originally posted by Ruthie:

That damn dog!!! Those were expensive! 😡

But very tasty...had a good chew factor.

*rolls over on back*

Rub me baby rub me

bigdogcwg

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Jul 20th 2025, 19:50:44

News Flash

Large animal with a red nose and floppy shoes and a colorful rainbow wig and wearing a cat mask seen leaving the Monsters tent in a sneakily manner carrying what appears to be a Victoria's Secret bag in it mouth.

Witnesses heard the screams and shouts coming from a soapy woman dressed in a towel and waving a loofah sponge. The word "neuter" was used repeatedly along with some other colorful expletives.

Police are not asking questions as they are too busy laughing. They are calling for witnesses with video to step forward and submit a combined entry to America's Funniest Home Videos.

Big Dog CWG
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Clowns News Network Contributing Reporter

bigdogcwg

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Jul 19th 2025, 11:01:44

I need chili and beer and someone ready with a bucket and shovel.

BigDogCWG
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This is what happens when you don’t spay or neuter your pets.

bigdogcwg

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Jul 18th 2025, 19:11:42

With a mouthful of what appears to be someone's panties...

Rooffmmmieee frmmeeee

BigDogCWG
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Unwanted Mutt at Large

bigdogcwg

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Jul 18th 2025, 18:58:06

Originally posted by Ruthie:

I do make yummy pickled eggs. 🤔

The kind with pickled red beets??? :-)

bigdogcwg

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Jul 17th 2025, 12:18:37

Noticed your shoes were wet...

Weren't me (I think, I was kind of strung out on crack brownies and beer last night)

Yours Truly
BigDogCWG
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Roller Into Things the Smell Funky

bigdogcwg

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Jul 17th 2025, 12:16:33

Originally posted by DarkangelRM:

IM not selling anything, Im offering to pay to give it away. Clowns with Guns has a 4 legged mutt running around dragging is nasty, flea infested rear end on all of our new carpet.

Pro's: He is a leg humper, he loved peanut butter, makes a mean....brownie.

Cons: Eats a lot...and I mean a lot of Asparagus, eggs and laxatives.

Not naming names, just saying we have one we are willing to pay for pickup.

Chili and beer. You forgot the chili and beer. And the eggs got be pickled.

bigdogcwg

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Jul 17th 2025, 12:15:45

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Hmmm ... so many good qualities

Let me think on it :)

Ruthie! How's our kids doing?

BigDogCWG
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Also known as Sir Humpalot

bigdogcwg

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Jul 14th 2025, 9:19:02

*walks in sporting red nose and holding a mangled red and yellow something in his mouth*

What? Weren’t me…I is framed!

BigDogCWG
Official Unofficial Dad to Ruthie’s Kids

bigdogcwg

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Jul 8th 2025, 11:35:09

Came by for visit. The guard was asleep.

I rinsed off those shoes and dragged my butt across that brand new carpet in your clubhouse.

Love
BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns and Dogs
Chili eating beer drinking mutt