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bigdogcwg

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Nov 4th 2025, 14:15:15

*Big Dog enters room, microphone clipped to collar*

BD: Good day all members of Earth. Clowns with Guns and above average good looking dogs have a very special announcement. I would like to introduce our Ringmaster Dark Angel to share the news.

*looks stage right…seconds pass…then minutes*

BD: Ah excuse me a moment

*microphone still on*

BD: Where is DA?!!

*sounds of mumbled excited mumbled voices*

BD: What do you mean he’s in ER!?

*more sounds of mumbled voices*

BD: He’s got a hamster stuck where?! Oh for chr…never mind where is Jeweler?

*mumbled voices*

BD: He’s running down Main Street naked again? Drinking from a bottle of Tito’s?

*more mumbling*

BD: and the police are chasing him!?

*what sounds like a collective yes is heard*

*Big Dog returns to podium*

BD: ah…due to circumstances beyond our control we need to postpone the declaration of a pie war for…ah…a little while longer.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Dogs
Spokesdoggy for not sure what the hell is going on

bigdogcwg

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Oct 30th 2025, 15:50:33

We go commando naturally especially during war.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Fully Intact 100% Male Specimen
Right Ruthie?

bigdogcwg

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Oct 26th 2025, 17:33:10

Ho ho ho

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Santa’s Reserve Reindeer

bigdogcwg

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Oct 22nd 2025, 15:03:08

Did someone mention Clowns? And peeing?

I’m your dog!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
And Clowns with very very soiled carpet

bigdogcwg

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Oct 21st 2025, 21:26:05

[quote poster=Ruthie; 53854; 1057195][quote poster=bigdogcwg; 53854; 1057193]Well I told Ruthie I wanted to die having sex.

She told me at least it would be a quick death.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Yea I may Smell but I look Stunning in Heels [/quote

Lol under 2 minutes, just what a girl wants 🤨 [/quote]

It was the most enjoyable “almost 2 minutes” of your life.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Ambassador and Official Greeter to New Carpets Everywhere

bigdogcwg

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Oct 20th 2025, 14:50:23

Well I told Ruthie I wanted to die having sex.

She told me at least it would be a quick death.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Yea I may Smell but I look Stunning in Heels

bigdogcwg

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Oct 19th 2025, 0:18:02

*rolls over*

Women of Earth. Rub away!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Always looking for a good time

bigdogcwg

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Oct 11th 2025, 15:07:53

Big Dogs Red Rocket version whatever will soon be back.

It’s like that rash that SOLrs have. Red. Itchy. Irritating.

And doesn’t go away.

Cheers.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
One of the worlds most annoying K 9s
Also well hung

bigdogcwg

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Oct 5th 2025, 18:51:23

Originally posted by Ruthie:

instead of cow pies, he uses doggie pies

Each one paw made. Don’t ask where the whipped cream comes from.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Baking apprentice to Fraz

bigdogcwg

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Oct 5th 2025, 13:04:10

*splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat*

You…pie cannon target

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Don’t ask why those pies are brown

bigdogcwg

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Oct 4th 2025, 23:12:44

Originally posted by Cerberus:

You haven't been chipped

No chip nor snip.

*<|:p

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Official Hoser Of Shoes Everywhere

bigdogcwg

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Oct 1st 2025, 0:54:18

In addition to peeing on things I also butt drag on peoples carpets. My own personal Picasso doggie style.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Fleas R Us licensed distributor

bigdogcwg

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Sep 30th 2025, 11:14:24

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Good thing they are all leaving and LaF is returning to take their crown of most toxic bully with farming noobs and crazy market manipulation to squish all the competition

That all you got?

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Risen from the ashes to annoy your SOL asses

bigdogcwg

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Sep 29th 2025, 23:07:58

Originally posted by daspheebsie:

There is literally no way for me to get my land back. But if you insist on tapping my country repeatedly, you do you. Also all was said with a joking tone. However, that was apparently lost in communication. Have a better rest of set.

No. Your little slap back was on purpose and intentional. You were pissed that I retaliated your hits. But SOL being friends I did two.

But you decided to take advantage of the little surprise war to get more land back. That’s on you. And in war land grabbing is wrong strategy.

So while you think it’s funny fact is the intent and message wasn’t conveying humor.

This dog is loyal to friends. And to CWG. Any old timers will tell you that.

And they’ll also tell you I just keep on fighting to the bitter end.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
I Love the smell of napalm in the morning

bigdogcwg

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Sep 29th 2025, 22:04:56

Originally posted by wonkoland:

You can lay off now BigDog. Hitting her back is one thing. Continuing to kick her while she is on the ground just isn't cool.

Nope

I didn’t start it.

1) I got triple tapped. I retaliated with just two.
2) Player decided to use the “war” as convenient means to regain land back.
3) Player then decided to “Encourage” me to drop tag and join SOL.
4) Player said they would continue to hit me to get their land back

Old dog. No new tricks.

And had SOL reached out and said “hey we are gonna do this fun war want to join” I probably would have dropped tag joined them in the spirit of old friendship.

Now it ain’t happening.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Old war doggie whose lousy at netting

bigdogcwg

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Sep 22nd 2025, 11:02:43

No

Clowns with Huns has long history with SOL as friends. It’s one thing to have a friendly war with notice on both sides for fun.

Blind siding? No.

So congrats. One less player in the game now.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Former SOL then Clowns with Guns

bigdogcwg

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Sep 22nd 2025, 10:18:02

BigDogCWG

bigdogcwg

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Sep 19th 2025, 19:09:06

Originally posted by daspheebsie:

Pleasure doin' business with ya. Sorry again.

Happens. I know it’s not intentional. Unless those were your shoes last reset when I drunken went into wrong tent and rinsed off some shoes.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Fire doggie with own hose

bigdogcwg

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Sep 19th 2025, 16:14:57

Resolved.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Chief Leg Humper and Shoe Washer

bigdogcwg

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Sep 18th 2025, 17:42:47

*<|:*(

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Ya know who Doggie Style

bigdogcwg

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Sep 17th 2025, 20:40:07

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Why can't we be friends. 🎶

OooOoo baby we can be friends with benefits! Even better!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
fluffed locked and loaded…for 12 minutes and 45 seconds

bigdogcwg

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Sep 16th 2025, 11:54:43

War is an American funk/soul/rock band from Long Beach, California, formed in 1969. The band is known for several hit songs in the 1970s. A musical crossover band, War became known for its eclectic blend of different musical styles, an amalgam of the sounds and styles the band members heard living in the racially diverse ghettos of Los Angeles.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Rock and Roll Doggie

PS-DA only listens to Broadway show tunes

*runs back into doggie tent*

bigdogcwg

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Sep 14th 2025, 12:22:33

Originally posted by Cathankins:

All of the youth have a little computer in their pocket now that has bad actors trying to hype them up to do crazy stuff like this. Bots, extremists, foreign intelligence agencies, you name it and they are out there. You see this stuff constantly where they try and guide the vulnerable youth to do crazy stuff. All of the youth are on these online chat groups that are like discord and telegram etc. A lot of these recent cases they have been part of these groups.

Russian, Chinese Bots Fueling Online ‘Violence’ After Charlie Kirk Death

https://www.msn.com/...ie-kirk-death/ar-AA1MoPng

While that is true it’s the before that concerns me. I cannot count the number of times public figures chanted “facist”, “dictator”, “threat to democracy”, “taking away your rights”, “resist”, etc from Democrat leaders, left leaning news hosts, social media influencers, talk show hosts, etc. Non stop hate rhetoric.

When that sort of message is repeatedly stated to the world you can expect there will be people who are going to act who think of themselves as heroes. And that’s when bad things happen.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Worlds first five legged political commentator

bigdogcwg

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Sep 12th 2025, 19:54:43

I didn’t agree with everything he said. But did with a lot of it.

Big 2A supporter. Big 1A supported. Big let’s obey the laws.

What I did admire is he had public discussions. Opposing view? No problem. Let’s talk. Reasonably. Have an actual dialogue.

Something many politicians won’t or can’t do but should.

That takes courage. You are never going to know the outcome. Cannot determine a winner. But just talking it out brings thoughts. Ideas.

This whole political violence thing is out of hand. Vulnerable impressionable people read the rhetoric and think they will be hero’s.

Needs to stop. All sides.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Political Commentator

bigdogcwg

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Sep 7th 2025, 10:50:35

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Originally posted by bigdogcwg:

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Oh hey bigdog

*hides rolled-up newspaper behind her back*

Wanna Burrito? 😉

Well depends

Wanna play hide the sausage? 😘

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Horndogs R Us Regional Leader

Not after the burrito!!

🌭🐕‍🦺🐶

bigdogcwg

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Sep 7th 2025, 10:48:41

Originally posted by Cathankins:

Official CWG anthem

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s

🤡

bigdogcwg

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Sep 6th 2025, 2:02:52

I’ll start

Cinnamon

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Someone Smeared Butter on Me Butt (Ruthie)

bigdogcwg

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Sep 5th 2025, 18:15:36

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Oh hey bigdog

*hides rolled-up newspaper behind her back*

Wanna Burrito? 😉

Well depends

Wanna play hide the sausage? 😘

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Horndogs R Us Regional Leader

bigdogcwg

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Sep 4th 2025, 11:06:52

Clowns with Guns

Home of crack brownies, inflatable sheeples, and smelly dogs!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Mascot Wearing Someone’s Victoria Secrets Panties on Head (oh hey Ruthie)

bigdogcwg

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Aug 25th 2025, 23:14:01

Originally posted by Ruthie:

FYI, I still want them back!

*rubs da belly*

Going commando all the time causes chafing!

*rolls over*

I can kiss it and make it all better.

BigDogCWG
Clowns With Guns
Medic Expert

bigdogcwg

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Aug 25th 2025, 10:09:16

Originally posted by farmer:

lol those are all ligit reasons. along with no shots for awhile

I had my shot: Jose, Jack, Jim, Johnny, Tito, etc

Served up in tiny glasses

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Drunken Mutt = Leg Humper

bigdogcwg

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Aug 24th 2025, 4:47:23

1) shoes of members left unattended are mysteriously wet…and smelly

2) socks mysteriously disappear then few days later reappear ( more on that later)

3) carpet has weird brown streaks and yellow spots everywhere

4) piles of smelly reddish stuff which contains socks

5) legs of tables and arms of chairs suddenly looked chewed on. There are no level tables anywhere. No culprit found.

6) members suddenly itchy due to fleas and ticks

7) instances of members being humped while bending over by unknown assailant(s)

8) inflatable ah dolls have holes in them

9) there may or may not have been an instance or three or five of leg humping

10) no one will allow me to display my collection of captured souvenirs (assorted panties, bras, etc) because Ruthie still wants them back.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Not quite housebroken and full intact five legged dog

bigdogcwg

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Aug 24th 2025, 4:27:32

Thanks.

bigdogcwg

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Aug 23rd 2025, 1:28:06

Says he’s last comment or but nothing shows?

bigdogcwg

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Aug 12th 2025, 17:51:41

lol it oh

Red rocket alert. Red rocket alert!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Orbiting Women of Earth Since Inception

bigdogcwg

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Aug 12th 2025, 12:50:58

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Originally posted by bigdogcwg:

Originally posted by brujodale:

When Ruthie goes shopping in jersey fur clothes, she buy's JR. dresses and very very short kilt's
If;s you cant run with da big dogs, sit on the porch.

Please. He’s my boy. So he’s hanging and dragging when he walks.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Chinese name: Wong Hung Lo

Ouch

Your sigs are hilarious

:)
;)

*rolls over*

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
“Im like a chia pet. Water me and watch me GROW Ruthie!”

bigdogcwg

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Aug 11th 2025, 2:32:30

Originally posted by brujodale:

When Ruthie goes shopping in jersey fur clothes, she buy's JR. dresses and very very short kilt's
If;s you cant run with da big dogs, sit on the porch.

Please. He’s my boy. So he’s hanging and dragging when he walks.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Chinese name: Wong Hung Lo

bigdogcwg

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Aug 10th 2025, 21:51:10

Originally posted by Ruthie:

If that chew toy is what I think it is, I dont need to see it :P

Well it’s now, ah textured for your pleasure.

:)

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
To Ruthie: I’m like a magical lamp from Aladdin. Rub my belly and see the genie pop out.

bigdogcwg

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Aug 10th 2025, 12:48:11

*breaking news from Clown News Network*

Last night at the WNBA game LA Sparks vs Golden State Valkyries Clowns Legend Jeweler held a special Ringmaster Election.

Candidates were:
DarkAngel
Farmer
BigDogCWG

During the election ceremony, the following occurred:

After consuming the required crack brownies the meeting was called to order by Jeweler

A roll call was taken of candidates.

Farmer was absent last seen talking to what may or may not have been a cheerleader with a beard muttering as he was muttering planting his seed and watching it grow and headed to the family restroom stall.

In meantime DarkAngel extracted a bright green torpedo shaped object from his coat pocket and began waving it air and tossing onto the court yelling “fetch boy”.

BigDogCWG was last seen galloping through the crowd chasing something bright green.

Jeweler declared DarkAngel the winner due to fact there was no one left.

Congrats DarkAngel.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
*trots off with new chew toy to show Ruthie*

bigdogcwg

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Aug 5th 2025, 19:56:17

Originally posted by DarkangelRM:

Cleaning up after you so much, I’m thinking of listing ‘BigDog’s personal waste management technician’ on my résumé

Has a nice ring to it!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Training Hazmat Workers for over a decade

bigdogcwg

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Aug 5th 2025, 19:54:30

That’s my boy!

And everything is a hump fest.

BigDogCWG
Clowns With Guns
Proud Papa of a Humpalot

bigdogcwg

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Aug 4th 2025, 23:44:36

Been while. How’s our kids?

Lost track of them all.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Horny Mascot

bigdogcwg

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Aug 4th 2025, 23:38:58

Originally posted by Drow:

gotta stop feeding you chilli. not good for your stomach after all ;)

Or anyone with a nose after I’ve done my business

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Wasn’t me who farted…

bigdogcwg

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Aug 4th 2025, 1:54:34

bigdogcwg

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Aug 3rd 2025, 16:13:48

Originally posted by Ruthie:

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Coalie and I can bulldoze the tent for you if you like that way you can get erect a new one / pitch a tent again

Pitching a tent is exactly what he does best ;)

All it takes is .....

*rubs da belly*

Ooooooo ooooooo. Utohhhhhhh

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Earths 5 legged mutt

bigdogcwg

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Aug 3rd 2025, 13:24:57

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Originally posted by bigdogcwg:

The Big Top getting smelly

Need Ringmaster to ah service the situation.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
And beer drinking chili eating mutts

Change ur own skivies

I am a doggo

Don’t wear skivies. Full on commando. Makes the women faint.

bigdogcwg

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Aug 3rd 2025, 13:23:33

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Coalie and I can bulldoze the tent for you if you like that way you can get erect a new one / pitch a tent again

LOL but we just put in new carpet

bigdogcwg

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Aug 3rd 2025, 0:35:05

The Big Top getting smelly

Need Ringmaster to ah service the situation.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
And beer drinking chili eating mutts

bigdogcwg

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Jul 30th 2025, 16:44:33

Originally posted by Drow:

I'm not angry with you, just disappointed in a fatherly way...
Mostly over bringing P-Diddy...
Ruthie is welcome, and well, accidents with baby oil drums just happen, I understand :P

Well at least I didn’t do the doggie butt drag on that nice new shag carpet.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Some of them have fleas