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May 30th 2014, 19:18:46

DISCUSS!
you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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Symac

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May 30th 2014, 19:30:13

Batman every time.

Marshal Game profile

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May 30th 2014, 19:52:33

you forgot wonder woman.

also that movie's shooting hasn't even started yet.
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braden Game profile

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May 30th 2014, 20:03:00

batman with kryptonite, maybe. but still, good moneys on superman, every time.

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May 30th 2014, 21:01:27

this isn't even debatable

batman > aquaman > superman

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May 30th 2014, 22:17:16

In multiple comic/cartoon series where batman fights superman (incl when superman is being controlled by some alien thingy) batman wins or at least fights to a draw. The latest is dark knight returns (part 2). Lets face it, superman is not known for being all that brilliant, I mean he's not an idiot but he's no genius either. Batman more often than not has a track record of beating opponents by outsmarting them (at least in the most recent versions of batman) other than the Joker and regular bad guys. Superman is almost always about brute force.

THERE
HOW IS THAT FOR A COMIC NERD DISCUSSION.
LET THE TROLLING BEGIN!
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May 30th 2014, 22:48:04

I'd win

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May 30th 2014, 23:53:32

Martian you are right about batman but I don't know why...Simply because Superman's arch enemy is Lex luthor who is a evil super genius and does not have any moral qualms about killing...and yet is always defeated even with copious amounts of kryptonite. Sooooooo yeah. Why would Bats win where Luthor failed. Makes no sense.

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May 31st 2014, 0:06:28

Superman has died, Batman has not.

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May 31st 2014, 0:31:52

I think when it comes to planning and smarts, batman is smarter than lex (based on limited interactions in justice league when batman is a part). Lex always gets too greedy and/or the deus ex device saves superman. In the more modern renditions of batman (past 30 years) deus ex only seems to help create villains. Batmans arch nemesis (the joker) is also very intelligent and I would say a much scarier villain than lex due to total lack of constaint (1960s batman not withstanding). I think the compairisson point is this: Superman never actually kills Lex (other than in alternate universes or is afraid he might resort to it) whereas in at least 2 renditions of batman that I can think of batman either kills or is directly linked to killing the joker (the comic "death of robyn", or the cartoons "dark knight returns", or "return of the joker"). The joker actually kills/cripples main stream heroes in some renditions too (robyn/bat girl) which is more than I can say for Lex afaik.

PS Mark Hamil does an awesome voice for the joker. Who would ever have thought that a soap opera star would ever end up doing that:P
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May 31st 2014, 4:17:33

batman movies

superman character...

1 has super powers.. the other is rich with a utility belt.. 1 dies at the hands of another if they wanted..

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May 31st 2014, 6:38:46

ummmm...superman would smash the fudge outta batman
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Symac

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May 31st 2014, 7:00:48

Originally posted by Jayr:
ummmm...superman would smash the fudge outta batman

Ohh, but he wouldn't. That's why batman would win. It doesn't matter if superman could defeat him which is questionable, but rather the fact that given the chance to defeat batman he wouldn't.

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May 31st 2014, 7:12:47

Originally posted by martian:
In multiple comic/cartoon series where batman fights superman (incl when superman is being controlled by some alien thingy) batman wins or at least fights to a draw. The latest is dark knight returns (part 2). Lets face it, superman is not known for being all that brilliant, I mean he's not an idiot but he's no genius either. Batman more often than not has a track record of beating opponents by outsmarting them (at least in the most recent versions of batman) other than the Joker and regular bad guys. Superman is almost always about brute force.

THERE
HOW IS THAT FOR A COMIC NERD DISCUSSION.
LET THE TROLLING BEGIN!


batman faces idiots- wow!, what a nice purce!!, earth stranded enemies. superman faces, like, intergalactic civil wars and revolutions, whom match or equal his powers from a yellow sun. and when, exactly, does batman save his parents from a back alley heroin deal gone wrong? oh, thats right, superman reverses time in the universe and isn't fluffing robin in the fluff of the ass

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May 31st 2014, 7:16:54

it isn't dues ex machina if it was written as the story or character progression before either of were alive, martian.

it's like, newton didn't discover gravity, i ate lunch one day and dropped an apple.. now i'm credited with algebra?

now, i mean, if we're talking actual comics and bubble text, then ya'll need to grow the fluff up and learn the joys of cgi, no?

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May 31st 2014, 7:18:51

symac raises good points: we do well, superman does good. if superman defeating batman caused bad in the world, superman would let batman win so as to bring in the good to the world.

clarke kent dies? humanity is in ruins. batman dies? his shares get sold off and equally divided to his share holders?

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May 31st 2014, 10:26:10

Symac: at least in dark knight returns, arguably superman reaches the point where he would kill batman. In general no though. Neither one of them would kill on purpose. In the cases where batman wins, he only cripples superman
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May 31st 2014, 10:40:50

Originally posted by Symac:
Superman has died, Batman has not.


batman has died once.
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May 31st 2014, 15:22:54

Originally posted by Marshal:
Originally posted by Symac:
Superman has died, Batman has not.


batman has died once.


I don't do the comics and too many shards are created by them but I don't recall ever hearing of Batman's death. Mayhaps he has though. I would be interested to know the who what where why of it though. Superman fights with strength and yet was killed by brute force. If batman was killed by intelligence, then they are equal in the regard.

I think Superman can kill Batman in a battle of strength. Only so many distractions Batman could create with out planning ahead. As stated though likely Batman would have some prewarning, and from this be able to create and execute some plan. Superman has no other resources but himself where as Batman could bring an entire city and wealth down on Superman. I doubt Batman would have any trouble locating and acquiring Kryptonite.

Batman is one of those characters that if you don't finish him off he is just going to keep coming. Martian evidently has much comic knowledge and agrees that for most cases Superman isn't willing to finish it.

So unless Superman is willing to kill and completely surprises Batman, he has no chance.

A much more interesting fight would be a cross universe Onslaught vs DC.

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May 31st 2014, 15:34:03

it all bull fluff

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May 31st 2014, 15:52:18

symac: technically he died in the end of final crisis and also in new superman & batman-comic he was dead (got resurrecred by nanobots or something like that but that storyline ended there).
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May 31st 2014, 17:06:06

much knowledge of comics: long train rides will do that to you:P
As for cryptonite: in the JLU cartoon and in dark knight returns cartoon (I recommend watching it) that's pretty much his solution. It's funny how batman can use kryptonite successfully but Lex always manages to mess up some how.
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May 31st 2014, 17:22:05

Originally posted by Symac:
Originally posted by Marshal:
Originally posted by Symac:
Superman has died, Batman has not.


batman has died once.

If batman was killed by intelligence, then they are equal in the regard.
The BRAINIAC would kill batman...
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May 31st 2014, 18:09:39

If you just take the two superman wins. But Batman is more badass than superman.

The only way batman could win is if he had that green rock stuff.
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May 31st 2014, 18:14:24

Originally posted by martian:
It's funny how batman can use kryptonite successfully but Lex always manages to mess up some how.


less exposure than lex has and villains use kryptonite always pretty much same way always (like put chunk of green-k in front of superman's face so 1 swift kick and green-k is faraway and villain is behind bars soo after that kick).
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Jun 1st 2014, 14:26:57

depends on the scenario.

1) If superman and batman have an unexpected encounter, then superman wins.

2) If batman knows ahead of time, he will have a plan involving kryptonite; I'd imagine he would place it in a lead box so superman can't use his X-ray. That fight will be more interesting and could go either way.

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Jun 1st 2014, 19:40:41

Originally posted by martian:
DISCUSS!


Superman has a penis made out of steel, Batman has an anus. what's to discuss? just tell the dorks to move to one of those gay marriage states the the US has recently acquired from The Taliban War.
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Jun 1st 2014, 19:58:49

goku wins
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Jun 1st 2014, 20:41:41

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