Could someone translate

http://tellmenow.com/...es-with-the-wrong-person/

Yes, its russian, but nothing interesting. You can find same sense in any road fights talks.

fluffs the same worldwide

I love when people get put in there place!

they have automobiles in russia?

im still pre their first five year plan, it would appear.

"a bolshevick? a real live bolshevick? wow, ive been a fan of your five year plan for about thirteen years now"
melvyn douglas to greta garbo; ninotchka - 1939

I could seriously be gay for you braden

it would appear that i paraphrased.

also, it would appear that this dialogue is fluffing hysterical, the comedy is brilliant and the politics right :P


Ninotchka: [looking at a map] Correct me if I'm wrong. We are facing north, aren't we?
Leon: Facing north? Well now, I'd have to commit myself without my compass. Pardon me, are you an explorer?
Ninotchka: No, I am looking for the Eiffel Tower.
Leon: Good heavens, is that thing lost again? Oh, are you interested in a view?
Ninotchka: I'm interested in the Eiffel Tower from a technical standpoint.
Leon: Technical? No, no, I'm afraid I couldn't be of much help from that angle. You see, a Parisian only goes to the Tower in moments of despair to jump off.
Ninotchka: How long does it take a man to land?
Leon: Now isn't that too bad. The last time I jumped, I forgot to time it. Let me see now, the Eiffel Tower - ah, your finger please?
Ninotchka: Why do you need my finger?
Leon: It's bad manners to point with your own. There, the Eiffel Tower.
Ninotchka: And where are we?
Leon: Where are we? Let me see. Where are we? Ah, here we are. There you are, and here am I. Feel it?
Ninotchka: I am interested only in the shortest distance between these two points. Must you flirt?
Leon: Well, I don't have to, but I find it natural.
Ninotchka: Suppress it!
Leon: I'll try.
Ninotchka: For my own information, would you call your approach toward me typical of the local morale?
Leon: Mademoiselle, it is that approach which has made Paris what it is.
Ninotchka: You're very sure of yourself, aren't you?
Leon: Well, nothing's happened recently to shake my self-confidence.
Ninotchka: I have heard of the arrogant male in capitalistic society. It is having a superior earning power that makes you that way.
Leon: A Russian! I love Russians! Comrade. I've been fascinated by your Five-Year Plan for the last fifteen years.
Ninotchka: Your type will soon be extinct.

the only russian leon that i know of was the leon in the professional

trotsky?

and, watch the movie, trife!

jean reno is french.

i dunno what movie your talking about

you were talking about professional and jean reno played leon in that movie.

melvyn douglas to greta garbo; ninotchka - 1939

way to ignore me- unless it was to marshal, but then, nobody ever knows what hes talking about